Oh my god I love bread
Like put that shit on front of me and I will eat it all
(Source: melted-ch0colate, via lindseyclark)
i saw Star Trek and I wish the whole movie had been about them being a super fashionable space biker gang with their space-leather jackets.
(via ladyfassbender)
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
oh
(via what-the-fandom)
| getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: | (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness) |
| getting an 80% on a test now: | (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem) |
Oh yay, another AP exam tomorrow. cough cough kill me cough cough
The best part about those coughs is that I’m actually sick too. cough cough no seriously cough cough
Enjoying a cup of coffee versus cramming for tomorrow’s AP exam.
(via holdable-inconsideration)