Oh my god I love bread
Like put that shit on front of me and I will eat it all
Eating M&M’s with someones face on them.
|getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade:||(loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)|
|getting an 80% on a test now:||(power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)|
Oh yay, another AP exam tomorrow. cough cough kill me cough cough
The best part about those coughs is that I’m actually sick too. cough cough no seriously cough cough